PROPANE
by Dennis Hoaglin
(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF “COCAINE” AND TO THE ACCOMPANIMENT OF AIR GUITAR)
If you wanna get chilled, blown up or killed — PROPANE.
Forget the rules, act like a fool — PROPANE.
It’s a gas, it’s a gas, it’s a gas — PROPANE.
If sprayed with this gas, it’ll freeze off your ass — PROPANE
And if splashed in the face, you’ll be blinded and maced — PROPANE
Wear the shield! Wear the gloves! Don’t be dumb! — PROPANE
If you ain’t got no brain, try a smoke or a flame — PROPANE.
A bad way to die, you can kiss it good-bye — PROPANE.
Don’t get hurt, don’t get burnt, be alert — PROPANE.
A tank overfilled is a bomb that can kill — PROPANE.
When you see a white puff, the tank’s had enough — PROPANE.
Shut it off, shut it off, shut it off! — PROPANE.
When you fill up your truck don’t bet on your luck — PROPANE.
Follow the rules if you wanna be cool — PROPANE!
It’s a gas, it’s a gas, it’s a gas — PROPANE.
Dennis E. Hoaglin
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